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archiemcphee:

Pasadena, CA-based artist Cody Williams handcrafts these awesome mounted plush heads of yetis and other fantastic creatures. Each faux furry trophy head is created along with a zoological description, including diet, behavior and personality traits. They’re available via Cody’s Etsy shop, Yeti and Friends.

[via Super Punch]

May 3

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

May 2

archiemcphee:

Leave it to Japan to create something that’s simultaneously one of the strangest, funniest and most terrifying things we’ve ever seen (and now can never unsee). Don’t worry, these dolled up pets aren’t actually wearing makeup. People have simply taken to using photo makeover apps, such as Perfect365, to give their cats and dogs glamorous new looks. The app uses sensors to locate main facial features in a photo and then applies eye makeup, false lashes, blusher, lipstick, and even stylish wigs. These results merit the creation of a whole new department. Let’s call it the Department of Hilarious Nightmare Fuel.

Head over to RocketNews24 for additional images, if you dare.

It’s Japanese Awesome Day on Geyser of Awesome!

(Source: oliviergiroudd)

Hi Froggie! Do you believe in the friendzone?

Anonymous

thefrogman:

I believe in something I call “unrequited like.” It’s a less profound version of unrequited love. I think this happens to all genders and it can certainly be disappointing. 

I’ve been on the planet a bit longer than a lot of my followers and maybe I can pass along a few things I’ve learned.

First, if someone has no interest in you. Move on. It will be hard. It might even suck for a while. But trying to win the affection of someone who doesn’t feel that way about you is a big waste of time. You are just going to cause yourself more pain. 

Second, being someone’s friend is not a consolation prize. Friendship is one of the most precious things on earth and should not be discounted into this absurd notion of the “friendzone.”

If you believe in the friendzone you aren’t the “nice guy” you think you are. Women are not objects to be won, and if they reject you, you should respect that. You cannot blame someone for not having feelings for you. It’s like telling someone who doesn’t like brussels sprouts to just start liking them. You cannot magically change their taste buds by saying the right words. 

And lastly, if they offer you friendship, do not accept it if you are just going to be resentful. Either truly be their friend and perform your friend duties with all your heart, or move along. 

In my opinion, if you think you got friendzone’d, you are no friend.

archiemcphee:

Having previously experienced the joy of Dirds (Dog-birds), today the Department of Awesome Animal Hybrids would like to introduce you to the wonderful world of Meowls, fearsome yet adorable kitty-owls. They sleep a lot more than purebred owls and are equally fond of live and catnip-stuffed mice.

[via RocketNews24]

MEOWLS OMG.

clionona:

Courtney Act throwing shade. [X]

yoho-awaywego:

Once you check in, you don’t check out

(Source: clionona)